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Thanks for Being You Pack
splooge

Cover Verse:

Thanks for being more magical than a unicorn having an orgasm.

Inside Verse:

...Without the glitter. That stuff really makes a mess.

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other cards in this Thanks for Being You Pack

  • kung-fu thanks card
  • vortex thanks card
  • majestic thanks card
  • drunk friends! on the fly card
  • wolves? thanks card
  • moist friends rule card
  • two heads friends rule card
  • time of the month card
  • organ donor friends rule card
  • earthling friends rule card
  • sore smiles friends rule card

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