funny birthday

Check out our yeti-tested, unicorn-approved funny birthday cards for those in your life who see things through slightly, er, warped lenses. Just like a great 80's sitcom setup, when you send one of these cards to a birthday person you know, hilarity ensues.

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  • Oh, Snap birthday card Oh, Snap
  • I'm Too Texty birthday card I'm Too Texty
  • Hit Parade birthday card Hit Parade
  • Overbooked birthday card Overbooked
  • Pop! birthday card Pop!
  • birthday tips birthday card birthday tips
  • Hoarder? birthday card Hoarder?
  • furry wishes birthday card furry wishes
  • Unicornstyle birthday card Unicornstyle
  • Trouble Makers birthday card Trouble Makers
  • Location Location Location birthday card Location Location Location
  • kreepy kitty birthday card kreepy kitty
  • Zombies Ruin Bdays birthday card Zombies Ruin Bdays
  • Disclaimer birthday card Disclaimer
  • go nuts birthday card go nuts
  • Birthday Beverage birthday card Birthday Beverage
  • "F" Birthday birthday card "F" Birthday
  • science! birthday card science!
  • pretty evil birthday card pretty evil
  • Jam Missionary birthday card Jam Missionary
  • barely legal birthday card barely legal
  • happy order birthday card happy order
  • wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee birthday card wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • keep it up birthday card keep it up
  • Too Excited birthday card Too Excited
  • epic b-day birthday card epic b-day
  • Good Timing birthday card Good Timing
  • that close birthday card that close
  • happier bday birthday card happier bday
  • story of you birthday card story of you
  • so screwed birthday card so screwed
  • Cake Killer birthday card Cake Killer
  • awkward birthday card awkward
  • growing trend birthday card growing trend
  • #1 friend birthday card #1 friend
  • discombobulation birthday birthday card discombobulation birthday
  • kinda grim birthday card kinda grim
  • batshit birthday birthday card batshit birthday
  • narwhal focus group birthday card narwhal focus group
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  • BFF Math birthday card BFF Math
  • What a Difference... birthday card What a Difference...
  • Knock Knock birthday card Knock Knock
  • Unicornstyle birthday card Unicornstyle
  • a little behind birthday card a little behind
  • Birthday Leprosy birthday card Birthday Leprosy
  • time of the month birthday card time of the month
  • kitty lit birthday card kitty lit
  • we want cake birthday card we want cake
  • Bitches Live Forever birthday card Bitches Live Forever
  • Chicks Rule birthday card Chicks Rule
  • Cheers to you birthday card Cheers to you
  • that's super birthday card that's super
  • 4eva young birthday card 4eva young
  • lots-o-wine birthday card lots-o-wine
  • Loveable birthday card Loveable
  • Bitch-free Birthday birthday card Bitch-free Birthday
  • Martinis All Around birthday card Martinis All Around
  • hot yet dumb birthday card hot yet dumb
  • totally fair birthday card totally fair
  • Princess Badass birthday card Princess Badass
  • olive ya birthday card olive ya
  • lots of alcohol birthday card lots of alcohol
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  • Taking a Stand birthday card Taking a Stand
  • D-Bagger birthday card D-Bagger
  • Memories birthday card Memories
  • Mice Slice birthday card Mice Slice
  • Decisions Decisions birthday card Decisions Decisions
  • Birthday Bowl birthday card Birthday Bowl
  • eau de old birthday card eau de old
  • BAMF'N Birthday birthday card BAMF'N Birthday
  • Totally Ripped birthday card Totally Ripped
  • Thought That Counts birthday card Thought That Counts
  • bday win birthday card bday win
  • McLoser Pants birthday card McLoser Pants
  • Excursion birthday card Excursion
  • alpha day birthday card alpha day
  • here's 2 u birthday card here's 2 u
  • Call of the Beers birthday card Call of the Beers
  • Cock Your Doodle birthday card Cock Your Doodle
  • good ol' you birthday card good ol' you
  • machismo birthday card machismo
  • just pound birthday card just pound
  • go ape$h*t birthday card go ape$h*t
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  • Happy Ending birthday card Happy Ending
  • Dam Funny birthday card Dam Funny
  • A Sure Thing birthday card A Sure Thing
  • Classic Hits birthday card Classic Hits
  • Blunt Birthday Love birthday card Blunt Birthday Love
  • 69 birthday card 69
  • Baser Instincts birthday card Baser Instincts
  • Kiss-Ass Birthday birthday card Kiss-Ass Birthday
  • only louder birthday card only louder
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  • Period Piece fashionably late card Period Piece
  • Belated.org fashionably late card Belated.org
  • Forgetful Elephant fashionably late card Forgetful Elephant
  • Belated Blame fashionably late card Belated Blame
  • Blood sucking bday fashionably late card Blood sucking bday
  • Deal. fashionably late card Deal.
  • HPPAY BRTHIADY fashionably late card HPPAY BRTHIADY
  • Piss and Moan fashionably late card Piss and Moan
  • so busy fashionably late card so busy
  • probed. fashionably late card probed.
  • so last week. fashionably late card so last week.
  • forgot something fashionably late card forgot something
  • Don't hurt me fashionably late card Don't hurt me
  • crazy lazy fashionably late card crazy lazy
  • feeling waffle fashionably late card feeling waffle
  • Semantics fashionably late card Semantics
  • oopsy fashionably late card oopsy
  • mix-up fashionably late card mix-up
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