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Weird Beard

Cover Verse:

What's Inside Santa's Beard? -Bits of candy cane -Ticks - Week-old tobacco dip -Tiny elves - E. Coli - Magic -Bacon Grease

Inside Verse:

...Here's to finding the true meaning of Christmas, wherever it may be lurking.

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