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These funny cards have not been approved by the FDA and are not recommended for human consumption as food items. However, the do actually make great, hilarious greetings to send to pretty much anyone with a sense of humor on their birthday.

  • Oh, Snap birthday card Oh, Snap
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  • Pop! birthday card Pop!
  • Hit Parade birthday card Hit Parade
  • Unicornstyle birthday card Unicornstyle
  • "F" Birthday birthday card "F" Birthday
  • Cake Killer birthday card Cake Killer
  • pretty evil birthday card pretty evil
  • so screwed birthday card so screwed
  • kinda grim birthday card kinda grim
  • narwhal focus group birthday card narwhal focus group
  • I'm Too Texty birthday card I'm Too Texty
  • wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee birthday card wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • Overbooked birthday card Overbooked
  • Good Timing birthday card Good Timing
  • epic b-day birthday card epic b-day
  • awkward birthday card awkward
  • Birthday Beverage birthday card Birthday Beverage
  • Zombies Ruin Bdays birthday card Zombies Ruin Bdays
  • keep it up birthday card keep it up
  • Hoarder? birthday card Hoarder?
  • growing trend birthday card growing trend
  • kreepy kitty birthday card kreepy kitty
  • Jam Missionary birthday card Jam Missionary
  • Disclaimer birthday card Disclaimer
  • #1 friend birthday card #1 friend
  • that close birthday card that close
  • batshit birthday birthday card batshit birthday
  • Trouble Makers birthday card Trouble Makers
  • discombobulation birthday birthday card discombobulation birthday
  • birthday tips birthday card birthday tips
  • go nuts birthday card go nuts
  • furry wishes birthday card furry wishes
  • story of you birthday card story of you
  • happy order birthday card happy order
  • Too Excited birthday card Too Excited
  • barely legal birthday card barely legal
  • happier bday birthday card happier bday

Card Superstars

  • Fast Forward birthday card
  • Blunt Birthday Love birthday card
  • Excuses, Excuses birthday card
  • A Sure Thing birthday card
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