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Uncensored Pack
birthday shit

Cover Verse:

Yay! Cake and balloons and presents and booze and dancing and confetti and more booze and candy and ponies and rainbows and gold f-ing sombreros!

Inside Verse:

...Enjoy all the birthday shit!

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