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yay, new human!

Now that all the actual icky parts of reproduction are over, what are they gonna do with this screaming, stinky ball of cuteness? Why don't you send them your thoughts & support with these perfect new baby cards?

  • Fun Ahead yay, new human! card Fun Ahead
  • Sporked! yay, new human! card Sporked!
  • New Girl Ditty yay, new human! card New Girl Ditty
  • New Boy Ditty yay, new human! card New Boy Ditty
  • Instructions yay, new human! card Instructions
  • Least Resistance yay, new human! card Least Resistance
  • WOW! yay, new human! card WOW!
  • tiny miracles yay, new human! card tiny miracles
  • cute as hell yay, new human! card cute as hell
  • so proud yay, new human! card so proud
  • you had sex yay, new human! card you had sex
  • sell by year 13 yay, new human! card sell by year 13

Card Superstars

  • Fight or Flight pooped card
  • What's Better? pooped card
  • Baby Steps pooped card
  • baby talk pooped card
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